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Animal Friendly Song by New Attitude Productions
Pets e-cardS: dog e-cards, cat e-cards, bird e-cards
Cartoon about people and animals in Florida
Where do pets come from? Click here for the answer.
Tigger the Christmas Cat
Happy Holidays from Snuggles
Joyful Dancing (video: elderly woman on walker and her dog)
Gin The Dancing Dog (on British Idol)
The boxing kittie (video)
Cat conversation (video)
I can't respond to any e-mails today. Something has crashed on my computer, and the mouse is missing.
Dogs vs. Cats
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing
Dog Cartoons by Mark Parisi, Off the Mark - http://www.offthemark.com/dogs.htm
Cat Cartoons by Mark Parisi, Off the Mark - http://www.offthemark.com/cat.htm
Excerpts from a Cat's Diary
Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...
Click here to listen to the cat who says, "Hello"
Herding Cats (youtube video)
A Cat's Prayer [scroll down past the picture to read the poem]
source: Itchmo.com
Dancin
Dog in Pool video
Click here to watch/listen to "Talking Dogs"
Speaking of talking dogs, read this joke about the Talking Dog.
Kissy Bird and More Kisses (Joy, shown in the video, won the right to keep her birds- link to success stories)
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home
one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire
truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog
They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
"No, said another, "He
A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs,"
she said
firmly, "to find the fire hydrants."
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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
About Dogs (view with Microsoft
PowerPoint - download PowerPoint Viewer from HERE if you don
Click here: I Do Dog Tricks - TYPE IN
a command and see what happens... sit, roll over, down, stand, sing, dance,
shake, fetch, play dead, paw etc. and...it
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especially dogs, can safeguard the home, but this
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Read Excerpts from Pet Diaries
"Dogs have owners, cats have staff." -- source unknown
The Ten Cat Commandments
1. I am the Lord of thy house.
2. Thou shall have no other pets before me.
3. Thou shalt not ever ignore me.
4. I shall ignore thou when I feel like it.
5. Thou shalt be grateful that I even give thou the time
of day.
6. Remember my food dish and keep it full.
7. Thou shalt spend most of thy money on toys and gifts
for me.
8. Thou shalt always have thy lap ready for me to curl up in.
9. Thou shalt shower me with love and attention upon demand.
10. Above all, thou shalt do anything and everything it
takes to keep me happy.
source - Cat Nips e-zine
A dog says, "You pet me, you feed me, you
love me, you must be God."
A cat says, "You pet me, you feed me, you
love me, I must be God."
--source: "Cat & Dog Theology: Rethinking Our Relationship With Our Master" by Bob Sjogren and Gerald Robison
For cat-lovers: 40
Tricks to Train Your Human The Pastor's Cat
How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
online cat jigsaw puzzles
animal puzzles on Discovery.com
"To All Non-Pet
Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets"
1. They live here. You don
2. If you don
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most
people.
4. To you, it
And Remember, Dogs and cats are better than kids
because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don
3. Are easier to train
4. Usually come when they are called
5. Never drive your car
6. Don
7. Don
8. Don
9. Don
10. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children
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